Hi, i'm Martina! 19. italian, SuperWhoLocked, LOTR, The Hobbit, GoT, Hannibal, Dexter, The Walking Dead (game), Limbo, The Wolf Among Us, The Last of Us, Rome, Almos Human, Vicious, The Strain, Pokemon, Creepypasta and books! :D
remember: DON'T PANIC!
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
imagine going into work and being told “Today I need you take this glowing ball on a stick and whack Jensen Ackles in the face with it”
"Okay, just open your mouth a little, then a lot like more teeth are growing in."
Some of the best alpine/woodland military camo is developed by the Swiss, but most of the rest of the world refuse to use it because it has pink and red splotches on it, making it look “unmanly.”
Honestly if you’d prefer to risk it for the sake of looking “manly” then you deserve to get shot.
"That couldn’t possibly work, Roman! Alpenflage is dumb and
DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT PLAY “WHERE’S WALDO” WITH THE SWISS
YOU WILL LOSE